User blog:Zachary the Bandicoot/Incorrect BFDI hosts quotes


 * Four: Two, my old arch enemy.
 * X: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
 * Four: I have a life outside of you, X.


 * Announcer: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
 * Four: My record is four, but I think I can do it.


 * Announcer: Okay, truth or dare?
 * Four: Truth
 * Announcer: How many hours have you slept this week?
 * Four:
 * Four: ...Dare
 * Announcer: Go to bed.
 * Four: I don’t like this game.


 * Four: What’s up guys? I’m back.
 * X: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
 * Four: Death is a social construct.


 * Firey Speaker Box: If you had to choose between Flower Speaker Box and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
 * Puffball Speaker Box: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
 * Flower Speaker Box: Puffball Speaker Box!
 * Firey Speaker Box: 63 cents.
 * Puffball Speaker Box: I'll take the money.
 * Flower Speaker Box: PUFFBALL SPEAKER BOX!!!


 * Four: Two, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
 * Two: Well of course I have.
 * Two: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
 * Two: It's boring.