User blog:Zachary the Bandicoot/Random fanmade Rocko's Modern Life quotes


 * Rocko: Hey guys, i'm a plane!
 * Heffer: A flying kangaroo?


 * Rocko: How many triangles are on my shirt?
 * Heffer: 100...?
 * Filburt: About 9?
 * *Wrong buzzer sound plays*
 * Rocko: Wrong, there are about 20 triangles on my shirt.


 * Rocko: Wanna play UNO, fellas?
 * Heffer and Filburt: Yeah!
 * Rocko opens a box of UNO cards: I'm gonna choose the 2 blue one.
 * Heffer: More like 4 yellow!
 * Rocko shakes his head: Hef, that's not how you play it.
 * Filburt: 5 Green!
 * Heffer: I said 4 Yellow!
 * Filburt: I SAID 5 GREEN!
 * Rocko: GUYS, STOP IT! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY UNO! DID YOU SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS?
 * Heffer and Filburt: Okay, fine!