User blog:Zachary the Bandicoot/Incorrect Rocko's Modern Life quotes


 * Rocko: Is something burning?
 * Heffer: Just my love for you.
 * Rocko: Heffer, the toaster is on fire.


 * *The squad is having dinner together*
 * Rocko: Heffer, can you pass the salt?
 * Heffer: *Throws Filburt across the table*


 * Rocko, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
 * Heffer: Okay
 * Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
 * Rocko: Orange soda, please!
 * Heffer: I'll have the strawberry soda.
 * Filburt: Me too, strawberry soda.
 * Rocko:


 * Rocko: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
 * Heffer: You’re a hazard to society
 * Filburt: And a coward. DO TWENTY.


 * Heffer: Don't worry, I got a plan.
 * Filburt: Alright.
 * Heffer: TraitorSayWhat?
 * Rocko: Excuse me?
 * Heffer: What?
 * Filburt:
 * Heffer:
 * Heffer: No wait-


 * Ed Bighead: A theif.
 * Bev Bighead: Thief?
 * Ed Bighead: Theif.
 * Bev Bighead: I before E, except after C.
 * Ed Bighead: Thceif.
 * Ed Bighead: No.


 * *Rocko is cooking*
 * Heffer: Any chance that’s for me?
 * Rocko: It’s for Spunky. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
 * Filburt: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.


 * Rocko: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
 * Heffer: What?
 * Filburt: That you're a child.
 * Ed Bighead: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?


 * Rocko, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
 * Rocko: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
 * Rocko: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.


 * Rocko: Bye Spunky! Bye Heffer! Bye Filburt! Bye Mr. Bighead! Bye Spunky!
 * Heffer: You said ‘bye Spunky’ twice.
 * Rocko: I like Spunky.


 * Rocko: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.


 * Rachel Bighead: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
 * Ed Bighead: Killed without hesitation.
 * Rachel Bighead: No.


 * Rocko: Why is Heffer so sad?
 * Filburt: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
 * Rocko: And...?
 * Heffer: They got no one.